The Place The People

Well having rattled about my longings to be here at the IIM, I must tell you guys and gals that I am finnaly here "to change unpermeably". You will know of it if you guys have been following my blogs. Well, now that I am here I find myself in unchartered waters. Navigable they are but one does not really know where the channel is. The chances of grounding are immense and the probability of collision diverse. As luck would have it I have already navigated the first term and hopefully other terms shall follow suit. I however would like to tell you all about my 'diverse collisions".
I am sure that one can fairly assume that this place is as livid as a village fair. The conundrum of voices rattling out financial magic, chanting marketing mantras and communicating the corporate way shatter the silence of the solemn place that is the location of this "insti" as everyone calls it. Beyond this everyone and everything in physical and metaphysical terms are probably the same and comparable to the outside world. The boys are the same and the girls too. Similar are their ways of practicing the ritual pre-mating (read pre-nuptial) vagaries. the boisterous boys and the frail girls how ever are a rarity. This part of the world witnesses more boisterous girls and frail boys. If that is a corporate requirement then only Bill gates/Anil Ambani will be judicious enough to judge the discrepancy and pass verdict. Aqua scorpion is naive!!! or atleast in this case.
That was a fair digression! Coming back to the point of my collisions. Let me tell you that everyone here is in a state of Brownian motion, floating incessantly in the colloidal solution of wisdom.These particles(that is how we shall from now on refer to individuals for the sake of clarity), are bound to collide in this set up. What forms next is a question that cannot be answered in general. The results can be highly creative to down right devastating. How?I shall describe that in a short while from now.
Imagine a fast girl particle hitting a good boy particle. The momentum is transferred to the good boy particle and it moves in the direction of the girl particle. They may or may not end up like a molecule. If they do then they eventually lose momentum and settle down on or near the periphery of the colloidal soup. In a totally different case the boy particle may gain sufficent energy/momentum to catch up with the girl particle but eventually loses momentum due to collisions with the various other boy particles that are moving in the same direction as itself ie in the direction of the girl particle. A totally different scene emerges when a very fast moving girl particle hits a stationary boy particle(Note:this guy is stationary because he's studious, socially accepted as a "good boy",and is here to earn name and fame for himself and his family. Such boy particles are characterized by such features as deeply emotional, sentimental or more specifically mentally unstable!!!! that is in not so rare chronic cases). The collision results in de-fragmentation of the boy particle since its inherent latency does not allow it or say hinders it from reaching the girl particle. This de-fragmentation can take place in many ways like, hanging from the fan, jumping from the top floor and in some bizarre cases by urinating over a heater. In yet another kind of collisions called "lucky-collisions",the guy particle gets "lucky". In such cases it gets to form the molecule and as another girl particle hits the molecule the extant molecule gives way to a new molecule minus the previous girl particle. Now what needs to be seen is whether collisions are capable of producing one guy two girl molecule. It is considered highly unlikely because each girl particle repels the other and tries to damage the boy particle as it leaves the molecule making way for the formation of a newer molecule. Conditions involving one girl and multi boy molecules are found to exist although rarely. Certain bizarre on campus scientists hypothesize that it is possible to produce a boy-boy molecule, or a multi boy molecule as well. However the existence of such molecules in the present colloid is yet to be confirmed. It is assumed that the right conditions for such reactions are not prevalent in the present matrix. One can however not rule out such collisions and therefore possibilities of such molecules.

More about cllision with eprsonal example in the next post. For all my readers I shall also "bitch" in the next post about the unsavory particles encountered here.......so stay tuned...
adious